whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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