we're blogging at a bar
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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