She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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