she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
This baby is an asshole
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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