school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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