Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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