You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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