So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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