apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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