Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Randomize
