He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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