I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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