He told me they were just razor bumps!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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