Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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