First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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