so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Watching her eat just hurts me
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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