I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I came so hard my ears popped.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
why is half of my head shaved?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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