I puked a lego.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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