pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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