Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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