So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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