so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i dont even know how to be here
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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