I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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