oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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