He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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