North Korea, Best Korea!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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