hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I feel great
I just peed on a car
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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