Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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