I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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