Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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