I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
