dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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