What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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