brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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