Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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