grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Drunk is not a location!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....