I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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