Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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