god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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