I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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