How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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