What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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