Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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