last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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