Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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