pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
tell me about the fingering
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