what if I'm pregnant?
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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