if i died would you start the facebook group?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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