i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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