I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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