i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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