Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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