The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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