he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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