Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I look better un-naked...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
